May Contain Games

Serving size: 1 hour

Servings per container: yes

Contents: an independent game studio.

May contain: up to 100% game.

Amount per serving

Games in Development1

% Daily Value*

Glued-Down Furniture0.13%

Duct Tape340%

Awkward Silence96%

Things You Are Allowed to Touch100%

Things You Are Supposed to Touch4%

Short-Term Memory†

Things You Are Supposed to Touch4%

Not a significant source of hand-holding.

Ingredients: gravity, a wall, someone's desk, various lightbulbs, duct tape, a chair (still warm), coworkers, a memo, consequences, one (1) developer. Contains less than 2% of: yellow paint, mission markers, composure.

No artificial scripting.

* Percent Daily Values are based on an 80-hour development week.
† Daily Value not established.

Contact: maycontaindev@gmail.com

Produced in a facility that may contain cat hair and doubt. Contents may have settled during development.